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Happy Valentines Day!

Here's hoping your day is filled with love in all of it's many forms of expression.

May your heart be filled with gladness and the joy of fulfilled hopes for that someone special to share your daily moments with.

May you cherish your loved ones and rejoice in each and every day you share with them.

May you celebrate the memories of loves lost or perished for they were candles in the darkness that illuminated the path to a richer and fuller life for having known them.

Love each other and treat each other with loving respect for friendship is often the greatest of all love.

Look around you and embrace someone who is alone today...

Who knows, the love you spark could be your very own.

Oh the weather outside is frightful...

It's about he started pulling his weight around here.

It's so cold in Dayton, Ohio I just tried to pee and wound up snowing into the toilet. I’m talking cold, people.

I once dated a witch whose tits were so cold I got my tongue stuck on her nipple for a day and a half and they were still warmer than this.

It’s colder in Ohio than Mitt Romney’s chances at the White House.

It’s so cold my Frosted Flakes really are.

Tonight it’s supposed to snow and get even nastier.

Yes, this is the kind of evening where it’s nice to have a room filled with D.V.D.s and video games. I think I’ll spend the evening curled up in a chair watching movies and drinking hot cocoa.

I might even make a cup for Felicia once she finishes shoveling the driveway and sidewalk around the house.

Be safe and warm wherever you are, gentle souls. I’m off to salt the grounds...